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I just went through a tough breakup and
was feeling very low, just like a big

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old pile of crap.

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But as the great Angela Bassett once
said, I'm Stella and I'm going to get my

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groove back.

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I deserve to be happy and I am going to
put myself back out there. Well, lucky

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me.

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Matt is throwing his birthday party at a
downtown lounge.

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So I am going to go in, I'm going to
have a few drinks, and I'm going to let

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every available bachelor know that Big J
is looking for a D.

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A date.

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Time to slay.

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Oh, hey, hi.

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What the is that?

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What up? It's my birthday. Another trip
around the sun, allegedly.

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No, I think that's real.

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But back home, we didn't recognize
birthdays, so this is actually my first

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celebrating it. I'm pretty stoked.

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Got one of those posters that people can
write funny birthday messages on.

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Huh.

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Looks like Kinko sent me the wrong one,
but big day for Reginald. Congrats, bud.

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That's right.

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Yuck it up. My embarrassment is your
sick entertainment.

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Overdressed a tad, are we?

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I thought Laser Lounge was going to be
some kind of swanky cocktail lounge

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filled with velvet and Russian chest
hair. So much for getting my groove

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Well, do what I do. You say happy
birthday, get in a picture, prove you

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there. Before you know it, you're back
in the car racing Uber Eats to your

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door. Oh, I can't do that.

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That would be devastated if I left. I am
his hero. Well, I'm going to be here 18

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minutes.

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And, wait, is that Space Invaders?

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Before med school, I had a job at Gio's
Pizza. They had a Space Invaders right

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near the front. I played all the time.

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Even got the high score.

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Those were the days.

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Young, free, not a care in the world.

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I think that high score was probably the
greatest moment in my life.

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Didn't you get married and have kids?

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I said what I said.

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Why are you dressed like a stagehand? To
blend in with the maze.

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What, you think I'm going to wear white
under a black light and expose my

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position? I feel like you've been here,
Serena.

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I don't want people to think I've been
here.

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Oh, yeah, I know Laser Lounge very well.

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Luke and Ella have birthday parties here
almost every other week. They come,

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they play, and I get to stand off to the
side and hold the coats.

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But not today.

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Oh, no, today I'm going to make that
maze my bitch.

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What? He's not my kid.

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Man, I never realized Matt had so many
friends.

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Yeah, well, he doesn't. I blasted his
invite to the hospital WhatsApp, said

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there'd be free food and cash prizes,
and look at what happened.

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Oh, my God, I'm so glad you made it.

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And, um, I'm sorry, who are you again?
Look, Matt's been dealt a tough hand.

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Pale, weak constitution.

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I mean, his hair is doing something
absolutely unhinged this year. It's all

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the card.

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All to say, I just want to make sure he
has a great birthday.

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Poor kid. All right, looks like Brandon
got me...

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Two Target gift cards.

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Yeah, one of those has $11 on it, and
the other one has $7 or $8 or something.

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Thanks, Brandon.

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All right, all right, all right. My
next, my next.

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This is a very thoughtful gift for my
little Dorito -loving friend here.

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Hi, Matt. On behalf of the entire Frito
-Lay family, I want to wish you a happy

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birthday. Stay snackin'. Oh, wow.

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I know.

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Who was that? Well, I figured that as a
Dorito freak, you'd get a kick out of a

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message from the CEO of Frito -Lay.

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But I couldn't get him, so that's the
coordinating manager of online ad sales.

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Wow. And Doritos are the triangle
-shaped chips, right? Yes, Matt. You're

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obsessed with those. You love those.

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Yeah.

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Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

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That's okay.

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Oh, wow. You look really nice.

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Thank you. So do you.

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I'm going to get a refill.

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Can I get you anything?

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Well, actually, I have a bottle of wine
hidden in a fake plant by the front

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door. We could crack that baby open and
drink it in the bathroom.

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Oh, yeah. Actually, I don't drink,
Joyce.

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Wait, why do you know my name?

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It's me, Connor.

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I'm from HR. I started last week.

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Yeah. And that was a test, and you
passed.

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Oh, great.

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Oh, let me introduce you to my wife.
Absolutely not.

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A donation has been made in your name to
Merrick's Vegan Women's Shelter.

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Thanks, Dakota. Great gift. It's not a
gift.

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It's a responsibility.

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Well, thanks for giving me one. Oh, hey.

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Guess what? It's our time slot, so
should we pause this, head on over to

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maze? Oh, no.

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Okay, but they won't hold it. They'll
just give it right away. Oh, my God.

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Walkie -talkies. No way.

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And you seem pretty bummed with the
janitor. Didn't let you try his, though.

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This is truly the best. Seriously, thank
you. You're like a powerful parking

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attendant. Where's that Buick? This
lady's pissed.

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Hey, I missed the shippers.

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Walkie -talkies?

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Cool.

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You know what? We should probably pause
GIF and we should play before we lose

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our slides. You know, some people have
been saying that, so that's probably

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smart. You're probably going to want to
open mine soon.

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I don't know how much longer... Pete!

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He said he wants to play!

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It's a dog.

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If you run, you are out.

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If you hold your gun sideways, you are
out.

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If you cover your sensor, you are out.

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I didn't even know you were coming, and
then you kicked me. Now everyone knows

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our business.

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I'm confused.

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You said not at work.

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We're not at work. Okay, but these are
work people.

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Plus, it's Matt's birthday, and I
just... Why does that matter?

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No, I mean, I just don't want to pull
focus from him.

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I mean, is it that bad if people know?

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It's been two months. Are you
embarrassed or something? Shh.

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Guys, he is explaining the rules, and he
said he would not do it twice. Okay,

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come on. Are you okay, bud? Still having
a good time?

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Yeah, definitely.

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All right.

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Okay, squadron.

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In three, two, one, deploy.

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Running, you are out. What? I wasn't.
Ten minutes in the chair.

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I... Okay.

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Well, tonight was a butt. I bleached my
upper lip for nothing.

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Yeah, that's crazy.

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I guess I'll just go home, put on
Chocolat for the hundredth time, and

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Alfred Molina's mustache is crawling up
and down my body like a caterpillar.

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Joyce, please, just buy a diary. I'm
sorry my haunting loneliness is

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your game.

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Wait, what's going on? Why'd it do that?
Excuse me!

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This machine's not working.

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Yeah, I'll need to get in here.

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Sick dress.

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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It's reversible.

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Oh, nice.

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I have a belt like that.

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It sounds like we have something in
common.

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Yeah, that's great. It's still not
working. I'm Joyce. Dr.

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Joyce Henderson.

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Oh, I'm Cody.

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Dr. Cody.

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What? You... Oh.

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You're good.

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You are good.

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It's funny.

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What up, King? What up, King?

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Anyway, I just wanted to quit the bark
at you, big dog.

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Hey! Dakota, I got you! Stop covering
your sensor! That's cheating!

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I'm not covering!

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It's a game!

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Just play by the rules and have fun,
God!

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So, yeah, look, I know you're not Matt's
biggest fan, but I just thought you

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should know, between us, that Matt
actually used to have feelings for

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Get out of here.

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Really?

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Matt? Yeah.

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So, you know, this might just be a
little weird for him.

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You might want to tamp down the PDA on
his birthday. You know, I think those

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feelings ran pretty deep, you know what
I mean?

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Got it.

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Yeah. All right.

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It's good to know.

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Really good to know.

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Dakota! You're doing it again! You're
deliberately breaking the rules!

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Seriously, you don't have to wait with
me. I'm back in in, like, 40 seconds. I

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just can't believe you blow our cover
like that. You're getting shot. I wasn't

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ready to go public yet, and then he just
kissed me.

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Seriously, Brandon's just, like,
lighting you up, so maybe you could

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Alex!

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Sorry, okay, um, listen, I know that
it's not ideal, okay, but people know

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and has anything bad happened?

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No, everything's fine.

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Okay, then what's wrong?

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Do you not like him?

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Try to sum it up in ten seconds.

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I like him.

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We're having fun.

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Then what's the problem?

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I don't know.

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You're right.

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I guess there is no problem.

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I'm back in. Move, move, move.

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What's this? What's happening?

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You need your battery packed.

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Go to the front desk, swap it out. It's
going to be over by then.

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Oh, well, you better stand here and
complain about it. Oh, God.

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No running.

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No running.

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Alex is right.

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There is no reason not to give Steve a
chance. He's cool. He's hot. And he

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me. And you know what?

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I'm going to go for it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. So about midway through, I got
seasick and then they got seasick. Oh,

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thanks, babe.

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Oh, Keith was just telling us a funny
story about a cruise. Oh, no. I was just

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saying how I was held up at gunpoint on
a cruise. Oh, my God.

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Hilarious. You guys having fun?

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Well, we're having a great time.

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What are we doing here?

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Oh, sorry.

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It's just Serena looks so beautiful
tonight. Can you blame me?

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Matt, can you blame me?

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No, she looks nice.

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Yeah, neat shoes.

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Hey, thanks, guys.

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What are you doing?

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You are tense.

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Oh, am I? I know your body.

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Chaplain Steve and I haven't always
gotten along, but now he's dating

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he must be awesome.

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Or else...

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What the hell is going on? Oh, yeah.
It's been 26 minutes of having a

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and it's really good.

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Yeah, he's being totally normal.

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I love it. How normal he's being.

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Hey, there you are.

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Oh, you're talking about me? I'm just
kidding.

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Yeah,

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Arby's is way too corporate, so I left.
Now I got more time for my art. Well,

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sometimes you've just got to pivot.

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I'm not sure what's happening right now,
but could you just... Fix the machine.

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When I first saw you, I thought to
myself, hmm, painter or poet?

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Well, actually, I design stickers for
skateboards.

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Mostly alien stuff, but some South Park,
too. I'm pretty sure I can find the

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reset button. Hey, hey, no one can touch
the machines but me, man.

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Listen, I'm just going to finish this up
so this guy can stop bitching at me.

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Excuse me?

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Ron, shut up and let the man work.

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You're being so weird.

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Hey, want some cake?

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Sure.

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So, what's your codename going to be?

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My codename? You know, for the walkie
-talkie. You need a codename.

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Yeah, maybe Matt Few.

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Oh, that's good. Easy to remember.

244
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,760
And yet still entirely mysterious.

245
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,580
Hey, you ready to get out of here?

246
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,420
Maybe call it an early night?

247
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,640
Oh, okay. Yeah.

248
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:12,280
Ending in a few anyway, right? No, no,
no. You can't leave yet because, well,

249
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,780
already did gifts and cake and shook the
celebration corn.

250
00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:20,540
Well, we could, you know, I don't know,
play another round. I think there were a

251
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,580
lot of problems with the batteries.

252
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,280
Yeah, I'll pay for it on me. Another
round. We can stay for one more, yeah?

253
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,080
You could be a captain.

254
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,140
We'll play teams and you're a captain.
Get out.

255
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,800
I can be a captain?

256
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320
Yeah, I'll be captain.

257
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:45,680
Okay, Team Matt, line up on this side
with Captain Matt. Team Master Blaster

258
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,160
this side with Captain Steve.

259
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,840
Dang, that's a good team name.

260
00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,680
Why don't you pick first, birthday boy?

261
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:55,880
Okay, I pick Serena. Oof, worst pick.

262
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,700
Seriously? Babe, come on. You know you
suck. Let's not gaslight.

263
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:03,520
I'm going to pick my boy Bruce.

264
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,580
Let's go.

265
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,460
Yes, let's.

266
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,150
Yeah, I'm in a tough spot.

267
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:14,950
On one hand, all I want is for Matt to
have a great birthday.

268
00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:20,330
And on the other, Steve and I are
absolutely going to destroy his team.

269
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,590
Oh, man.

270
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:23,190
I feel like I can't win here.

271
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:25,210
Except at the game, like I said.

272
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:26,910
Hey, just checking in.

273
00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:29,590
You remember what I said about that PDA
stuff, right?

274
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,610
Dude, good looking out.

275
00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,450
I'm totally in his head right now.

276
00:13:33,850 --> 00:13:37,010
I think he might cry. Yeah, that'd be
sad.

277
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:41,930
Okay, two squads will enter. Only one
will leave.

278
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,990
In three, two, one, deploy.

279
00:13:46,370 --> 00:13:47,370
I need help.

280
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,770
Somebody help me.

281
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:50,990
Let's go.

282
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,550
Help, they're going to have to go party.

283
00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:57,570
Where are your parents? I'm going to
have an accident.

284
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,400
Okay, let's just go really quickly,
okay? Come on. You're not number one.

285
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,700
God, please don't let me end up on the
news.

286
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,520
Watch out with the... Oh, go up.

287
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,300
Dr. Ron, you got to at least... Just
look over there.

288
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,220
No. Oh, darn.

289
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,199
Game over.

290
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,260
Hey, Keith, can I see your wallet?

291
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,640
Oh, yeah, sure thing.

292
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,980
Oh, better get that.

293
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:37,959
It's me.

294
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960
I'm on your ad.

295
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,620
No running.

296
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,860
I don't take many people back here.

297
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,620
Kind of like my personal corner.

298
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,260
Where at, babe?

299
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,820
Well, it's very intimate.

300
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,580
Oh, damn. Ski -ball emergency. I'll be
right back.

301
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,800
Okay, I'll be here.

302
00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,200
Hey, Joyce. Oh, God.

303
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,780
Joyce, did you do, like, a beauty thing
to your face recently?

304
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,820
Well, if you must know, I did do a
little bleaching.

305
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,120
Why? Because you're, like, glowing.

306
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,999
Oh, no.

307
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Oh, no.

308
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,460
Oh, I look like a Lorax. Do you think
Cody saw?

309
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,600
Who's Cody? The smoke show I was just
talking to. Alex, get with it.

310
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,840
Was he looking at your face? Yeah, he
probably saw it. We got to fix this. We

311
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:25,700
got to fix this. Oh, no, I'm about to
play. Yeah, Alex, I bleached my hair

312
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:29,290
Okay? You, me, bathroom. I don't feel
like I can help with this.

313
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,330
Your aim is Pearson.

314
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:32,950
Don't curse. There are kids here.

315
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:36,630
Only kid I see is you. And this long one
right here.

316
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,110
What the heck? You're being a jerk.

317
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,870
Even if you win this game, Serena's
still going to be with me.

318
00:15:45,330 --> 00:15:47,210
What? What are you talking about?

319
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,770
Dude, what are you doing?

320
00:15:51,970 --> 00:15:53,050
We're on the same team.

321
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,280
No, we're not, brother.

322
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:56,880
No, we're not.

323
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,820
That was for you, Matt.

324
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,340
Who was that? Keith? What? Keith! Are
you kidding me?

325
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,140
Keith!

326
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400
Roll on my Keith.

327
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,200
Look! That's cheating!

328
00:16:20,460 --> 00:16:22,600
Stop being such a nerd! Stop doing that!

329
00:16:31,340 --> 00:16:34,800
No sign of Cody since he was called away
on a skee -ball emergency.

330
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:39,520
Almost certainly an excuse to ditch me
after seeing my hideous clown face.

331
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,380
Joy, Earth bait is hanging in the
balance.

332
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:43,900
What was I thinking?

333
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:49,900
Hot young stud like Cody. Do you know
how much confidence it takes to tattoo a

334
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,800
lizard across your entire back? Cody is
a loser.

335
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:59,280
I am a loser. I am a woman in my 50s
with her cans out in an arcade that used

336
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,380
be a Joe's Crab Shack.

337
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,579
I'm pathetic.

338
00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:06,280
Will you stop it? Now, you are an
intelligent, accomplished woman who

339
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,280
good for 50.

340
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,079
You're a bona fide catch.

341
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,720
The only real crime is your inexplicably
bad taste in men.

342
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:18,859
Ron. Forget Cody and stop wasting my
time so I can get back to playing my

343
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,640
Thank you.

344
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,960
You're a good friend.

345
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,800
Although a lot of what you said was
borderline inappropriate and Connor from

346
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:29,960
is here, so.

347
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,960
That was crazy. I don't even know this
guy.

348
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,220
Okay.

349
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,480
That was whack.

350
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,820
What kind of adult has a laser tag
birthday?

351
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,640
That was fun. The way he came at me,
something's off with that guy.

352
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,360
Wasn't he in a cult or something?

353
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,220
It's a homestead. They're different, I
think.

354
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,500
Whatever. Meet me at my place. I'm going
to swing by Wendy's.

355
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,080
You know what?

356
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,180
No.

357
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,160
Okay. We can go to your place.

358
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,260
Your neighbor's cooking is just a
little...

359
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:43,070
pungent, and not to make it an epic
thing. No, Steve, I think we should stop

360
00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:43,929
seeing each other.

361
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:44,930
What do you mean?

362
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,050
Like, break up?

363
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,570
It's been fun, but it's just not... It's
just not.

364
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,850
I'm sorry.

365
00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,070
Wow.

366
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,550
Okay.

367
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:57,130
Fine.

368
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:59,250
Yeah. Honestly, great.

369
00:18:59,770 --> 00:19:00,770
You know what?

370
00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:01,970
Your feet are weird.

371
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,990
Okay, yeah, whatever, dude. I'm not the
only one that thinks it. I'll see you

372
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:06,990
later.

373
00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,270
Alright, come on!

374
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
We were kidding.

375
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,960
We didn't mean any of that. Come on.

376
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760
Serena.

377
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,659
She's good.

378
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,000
Give her a second to cool down.

379
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,130
Thanks for having my back in the maze.

380
00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:49,130
Happy to do it.

381
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,430
Always looking out for you, man.

382
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,750
Thanks. So, you feel ready to talk about
your hair?

383
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,330
What's wrong with my hair?

384
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,610
You know what? Let's save it for
tomorrow. End on a high.

385
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,830
First birthday was okay.

386
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:05,150
I got beat up, kicked out, random dog
chewed through a bunch of the presents,

387
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,870
not exactly what I thought. Matthew?

388
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,250
New copy.

389
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,270
Matthew?

390
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,390
It's Serena.

391
00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:13,630
Oh, yeah. Go for Matt. To you.

392
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:18,300
I took one so we can talk at work,
pretend to be spies or whatever.

393
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,160
Oh, cool.

394
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,420
That's great.

395
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,780
Hey, sorry about Steve.

396
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,640
He was such a dick.

397
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,940
No, he wasn't one of those.

398
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:32,980
Also, happy birthday, Maddie. I had a
really great time.

399
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,960
Okay, over and out.

400
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,820
Thanks. Over and out.

401
00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:47,330
Anyway, what was I talking about?

402
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,190
First birthday.

403
00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:51,090
Pretty great.

404
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:58,170
Yes, Ron can be a grumple still skin,
but he speaks the truth.

405
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:03,590
And I do not need to hook up with a
young arcade guy just to make myself

406
00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:08,250
better. I mean, sure, the attention was
nice, but that's all it was.

407
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:13,870
So now I'm going to go home. I'm going
to watch Chocolat and call it a win.

408
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,600
I know my worth.

409
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,260
And it's very empowering.

